Touché Dwight, Touché. I have to hand it to you. My respect for you has skyrocketed. I mean, hack a guy once, and your so-so. But hack a guy 4 times! Unheard of! I almost don’t believe it. Actually, hold on, yeah, sorry, there has been some sort of misunderstanding. You. Are. Retarded.
SPECIAL DWIGHT NOTICE: The above was sarcasm, intended to punch you in the balls. I hope you vomit all over your keyboard and then vomit all over that vomit. Then when you try to get up you slip in it and fall break all your organs except for the one that feels pain. That would be funny
Don’t feel too bad that I beat you. Just take a big puff of that inhaler and you will be fine. All better? Good, because we are not done yet. Seriously though, post a comment here, speak out. I’m sure that one girl that you like who has no idea who you are really loves you now. And if you post, she might even look at you. Haha, just kidding. She is over at my house right now. Sorry buddy, you lose again.
Anyways, if you want to meet up and fight like a real man, my number is 9-117-0572. Go ahead and call me whenever. I will even fly you out of Turkey, so you can come to a real country. (America)
For jackminardi.com, this is Jack Minardi signing off, Thank you and Good Night.
oh jackson. for so long it wouldn’t let me access your site. and then. today. low and behold. the clouds parted and i saw the light. who is sam’s hell is this dwight character? can i race him?
LMFAO!!!!
Unfortunatly, your friend can no longer see this page because his ip sits in a nice little file called denied_ips from a nice program called BFD along with APF.
Enjoy the “Page not found” BIATCH!
Dwight is the guy who hacked me, or at least thats what I think his name is, because he wont tell it to me himself
I almost wish he could read it, i bet he’s trying to get around right now. lol. Thanks alot Allen
jack amazing…….you are a web site God, what can i say. im rele proud of your perseverance(thats wut my eng essay is on). keep it up. i liek how you never give up….thats wut i liek about you…..i hope this post is followed by more greatly hillarious ones to come..good luck writing the paper….and u need to get our quizzes back..
Allen ftw!
I don’t like Dwight… He sounds a bit gay, I bet he’s friends with Ralphael(notice the added suffix… I real man would be Ralph… Take note people.).
whats ftw stand for?
CHEA!!!
FTW is for the win…
CHYEA PWN THAT DHT GROUP LIKE THE NOOBZORS THEY ARE
Jack Minardi and Allen are teh 1337
Dear Jack,
This is Dwight. I humbly apologize for all four of my attacks upon your site. I now understand that you are much greater than me in every way, and I hope you accept my apology. Also, it took me forever to clean up the vomit on my keyboard, my balls have not descended from the position you punched them into. If you could find it in your amazing sweetness, could you send that girl over here? My hand is chapped…
My sincerest apologies,
Dwight
P.S. This is really Dwight.