In science class we watched a movie about the MOLE. A mole is defined as spicy sauce often containing chocolate. So of course I was surprised when the movie turned out to be about chemistry and stuff. But then I realized that sauce probably has something to do with chemistry. Especially spicy sauce. I was watching and listening, listening and watching, when it finally dawned on me. This movie was not about spicy saucy sauce. It was about the small furry rodent that boroughs underground! It suddenly all made sense. The references to molar mass, the animations of boxes, the creepy narrator, the idea that we need a universal number to measure atoms. Of course this was a reference to the small little rodent. Or was it?
As the evidence materialized, I began to piece it all together. There must be some other definition for the mole! It obviously was not the now infamous spicy sauce and it wasn’t our furry little friend, what could it be? I began to get frustrated. How could I possibly know what this informative video was about? The the idea struck me. Listen to the video! As I focused my ears on the video (FOOOOOOCUSSS!!) I learned something. The animation was worse than Finding Nemo! Of course most animations, especially in a movie about the mole, are worse than Finding Nemo. Nevertheless I noticed it. I also noticed another thing. The narrator kept repeating that a mole was a gram molecule: the molecular weight of a substance expressed in grams; the basic unit of amount of substance adopted under the Systeme International d’Unites. Could this be a clue? Read Episode II to find out!
Episode II
Yes, it was a clue. Why else would it be the ending statement of Episode I? Read Episode III to find out!
Episode III
Because that is just how episodes work. You end the previous ones with an interesting question that will be answered in the following episode. Doesn’t everyone know that? Read Episode IV to find out!
Episode IV
Apparently everyone does not know that. Just trust me on this one. And plus the joke of starting new episodes solely to get more space taken up is wrong. And my readers do not like it when I do something wrong. Do you? Do you? I will take your silence as a no. So I apologize for offending you. I also apologize for going completely off topic. I actually forgot what the topic was, and seeing as moving my pointer finger on the mouse’s scroll wheel to see the topic is way too much work, I’m afraid I will have to end without closing my post. Or will I? Read Episode V to find out!
Episode V
I’m sorry. Seriously, I am. That will never happen again. Or will it? Read Episode VI to find out!
Episode VI
No, this is really the last time. I mean, it is not even funny any more. Or is it? Read Episode VII to find out!
Episode VII
Read Episode VIII to find out!
Episode VIII
Read Episode IX!
Episode IX
Episode X!
Episode X
XI!
Episode XI
Okay, now even I am getting a little annoyed by this. Or am I!
i stole the comment wall virginity!
Genari, it is funny that you spelled your name wrong, used travisbusbee@yahoo.com as your email and have the same IP address as travis…
Guys im gonna steal rims
cuz i am sweet
and i love laura
and allie
Eh, Travis, you spelled my name wrong.
We need to watch our mouths on this website…or else…
this reminds me of the tv show Lost. (if you watch it you will understand)
if “Generi” is Travis, jack is “jack minardi”, Genari is “Genari, “Tom” is someone i don’t know (nice to meet you by the way), who is “Travis”?
Travis if you really think you can get away with stealing rims, then you are among the top one stupidest people i know.
Travis is a very stupid person…. he also is under the impression that these girls “love” him back. and less not we forget he blew himself up with gasoline!
poor travis
and tomfoolery if you really want to kick me in the clavical why don’t you. then i can laugh at you for wearing really short shorts.
hey, this short shorts nonsense needs to stop. one who has never worn short shorts cannot use them as a path to make fun of someone. a person who wears short shorts is simply secure with oneself and does not care what other people think. a person who makes fun of another is simply probably jealous of that person and is most likely unsecure with himself.
… It was James Walters, kill him.
o genari only if you had a life. by simply examining the time thingy on the comment i have seen that you have responded to my comment roughly after a minute i submiited (i am responding to your respond only because your an idiot). clearly i can use a hasty generalization to conclude that you have no life and also worship jack so you spend every second of your life on his website.
i have worn short shorts for that matter and i am not jealous. i have also done a thing called wrestling so you can tell i am very comfortable with myself considering there is tight spandex all around my body. and “unimportant” what you say is “unimportant” if you going to post your opinions then take responsiblity for them do not hide behind a computer and the desk. and for genari you have no life for the exact same reason “unimportant” has listed!
I didn’t even realize that there was a post a minute before mine, when I posted mine. The only thing infront of mine at the time when i went to make a post was the one by Mike. You can tell this becasue my post was in reponse to Mike talking about tomfoolery. When I posted, I was trying to think of the person that would post about how great it is for guys to wear short shorts. Then, it struck me, it must be walters, because he is the only person extremely crazy about running that I know. And, also i only made two postsealier today, both of wich were spaced apart by a fair amount of time. Oh by the way your “examining the time thingy on the comment” is very sad.
genari i have to agree with you. it is funny because he was the one examining the time, not you.
and he is afraid to mention his name which reflects on his character not ours.
It is very nice to meet you all..your conversations can b quite intriguing…
tom you are jack’s sister
haha now think of a new name
Tom is not ym sister. Tomfoolery is.
Unless my sister is capable of lying?
I have come to the distinct conclusion that there are many people among us who cannot see their own immature agenda even when it lies right before their eyes. They take things that should breeze right over them and make a bigger deal out of them, solely for the purposes of increasing the drama. Our entire population lives by the old shakesperian quotation “All the worlds a stage”. People who truly are in the position to debate the actions of others are generally mature enough to know that it does not matter. If a person is truly as cool as they think they are, then they will have better things to worry about then what everyone else is doing. your life is too short to waste time worrying about everyone elses. Live your own.
the above was actually by travis…it was just saved in as genari
Im not Rebecca, I’m Tom…hahahaha
travis that was gay
Oh..may I dare say I haven’t the darnest clue what you are talking about…hahaha
whoa! ur website totally turned brown
yup
The mole sounds like the name of an undercover agent in a James Bond movie. Why does it have to be about science. I mean 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd power is so boring, but a spy so sounds sweet.
Travis…when you write, write for your audience. not the homos at the “gay” bar you attend.
I agree with it all
nice one mike
jack NEW post ahora
I’m not Tomfoolery, you will never guess who I am!! And I agree w/ u Matt Kowal…. a new post now would b nice
so basically mike is saying that he is unintelligent.
Matt, I don’t think you know how hard this stuff is. You prolly couldn’t make one funny post, let alone turn them out like Jack.
thank you jon