Some people suspect that I use irony and sarcasm to subtly attack the liberal left-wing. I sincerely apologize. I guess I need to be more obvious and just say it. LIBERALS ARE RETARDED. I hope I haven’t offended anyone
Jon has shown me this website which uses some type of math or something to tell me how many people I am killing. I have no idea what the math is but they measure evilness in acres. The more acres you take up, the more evil you are. Apparently if everyone on earth lived like me we would need 6.7 more earths. According to my rough calculations we have only about one (1) earth so I have no idea how we will deal with this problem. Just kidding, of course I do.
We need to all suck in a lot of air, travel to the moon, and then breathe out. If everyone does this we should be able to create a nice atmosphere where we can store the maker of the “My Footprint” website. Once he is up there we can continue living on our 1 earth happily. Hopefully one (1) moon is enough for My Footprint boy to live on, if not, my respect for him will drop by 20 acres.
PS: I am going on vacation for 10 days. Please comment on this post so much that I won’t even be able to come up with a crappy metaphor for the amount of comments
A-freakin-MEN!
There is one thing I must point out, however…
Unfortunately, I must admit that liberal politicians are not retarded. I figure it takes some amount of intelligence to formulate the most retarded platform of all time and still gain the votes of Californians and New Yorkers. No, it is the LIBERAL VOTER who is stupid, and allows approval for money-wasting programs and projects that steal from the common taxpayer.
Actually, if Liberal politicians actually believe what they preach, then they are retarded too.
i just scored a 131 on the footprint test…that’s 29.6 Earths! Yes!
that’s what im talking about.
I tried to get the highest score i could on my footprint but I only got 70. Thats 25.7 earths. Considering this and what Jon got i have concluded that the footprint calculator just randomly picks numbers out of his little shoebox. Then at night he goes around and steals your shoe’s footprint and kills you…
I dont even understand that post Jack. And we spent how long coming up with things for you 2 post about and u post something that i do not understand? Basically, I got that you have a big foot print boy that needs more than one earth so we need 2 make another earth by breathing in air and blowing it out. And of course you had math in your post so that just made it even more confusing. Mabey you shouldnt post at 3am…so that it makes sense 2 the commoner..just a suggestion. But I guess it ws funni b/c i could c where the “higer level” humor was and I laughed about it. I’ve never written such a long response…haha.
Maura, your right. It didn’t really make sense but I was really tired and really mad at the liberal man who thought I was evil so I had to get it off my chest. When I get back we can go skydiving.
PS: I am posting this from my dads blackberry, so I kinda do have internet access.
all i can say is wow.
and i believe that the website used an ad hominem on america by criticizing the american lifestyle
p.s. I would would like to take my giant ecological footprint and kick some of the losers who came up with this “math”
Ok Jack,a nd I took the quiz, which was confusing, i dint understand half of the questions so I just guessed but my footprint was an 18 and I need 4.1 earths(w/e that means). And Im sorry taht a liberal made u angry. Skydiving sounds sweet!!! And wut is a blackberry..and wher can I get one?
Ouch, my feelings.
I’m sorry genari
sweet i am a tag
Ofcourse
Lazy Sunday! Wake up in the late Afternoon
I took the quiz and I am so happy that mi lifestyle demand 9 earths. WooHooo!!!!!!
Lets dig for oil in Alaska so i can waste more resources and eat mor caribou, ummm they are muy delicioso!!!!!!
i think i will move to mars so I can screw up that planet too
I am about to do this so called foot print test but I must get something off MY chest. Now, before we get all huffy and persnikity I would just like to say that I hate a flamin lib(eral….NOT to be confused with libertarian. And I swear, if one more idiot gets those two confused…) as the next guy, but, just because one cares an iota for this Earth does not automatically label him as a FL. I sincerely promise you that it will not affect your manliness and/or womanliness to like trees. And water. That does not putridly bubble. Tree huggers can hug to the right.
It is not that I hate nature or people who appreciate nature or are trying to preserve it. I simply recognize that no person has the right to force their ways of conserving or protecting nature or whatever. Who can tell you that you need to drive a Yaris or plant a tree or that you cannot a gasoline car with poor mpg. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I will drive a hybrid or ethanol or H20 powered car as soon as:
A. There is not a cost difference between the environmental and the classical car
2. There is not a dropoff in performance of the environmental car
As far as I know, there is no such car available, so I will continue driving my 13mpg Mercury Villager.
And riddle me this, Libertarian Lover, if you really are a libertarian, you recognize that a company has every right to buy up some land and plow down the trees, yes?
we should make cars that run on roads not corn
You can’t send the maker of the My Footprint website to the moon after everyone exhales because:
we breathe in Oxygen and exhale Carbon Dioxide. so the maker of the website could not survive unless he was:
a tree or a blade of grass or some form of a plant or an Alien
who are you? Anyways that is called sarcasm
Jack, congrats on finding ur old posta and lets go to a 17 year olds and up movie tonight
plus you don’t purely exhale carbon dioxide, why do you think you blow on a fire to help it along.
And if it seems like i’m picking on you perhaps if I knew ur real name and knew if I like you or not things would be different.
you guys r funni… this topic has aken u 2 like 5 other topics and i cant keep up..lol..this is funni
Jon Mac. I hate you. But seriously. It’s America and….wait. I’ll finish this later.
hahaha. You can hate me because you have every constitutional right to do so. Come on, bring on any issue, I guarantee I can show that I am right.
Bring it on
Maura, learn some grammar….and spelling.
This is not your amateur AOL instant messenger chat room blog. This is quality. Treat it with respect.
rebecca go to my site and read the ecological footprint blog, i think you will appreciate it.
Ben…. all of my english was lost in the previous year w/ Wourmzy…and im a bad speller so u alwayz have 2 decod wut i say its more fun tha way so ben just u no try it one time just type freely and I do respect this qualty website..hahaha…and this website still amkes me laff!!!