At work I have access to all the equipment to make my very own bumper stickers and they said it was okay if I printed a couple off for myself. So in school one day during free-writing I wrote all these ideas down. I had to read them to the teacher, who is a liberal, so that didn’t go to well, but thats a whole other story.
Anyways, let me know which ones you like the best, and I will print up a sheet. I can print up a couple, so some of you can have some.
And also, if you have better ideas than I have here (Yeah, right) post them and I will consider.
Without further ado, the ideas:
Seriously
O RLY?
Just the Facts
If you can read this, you speak English
Got Bumper sticker?
My anus is bleeding
If you can read this, give me a dollar
Honk if your horn in broke
You are living because I haven’t killed you yet
America-Basically Sweet
Kick Me
Pull Me Over
Give Me the Finger
Numbers are just retarded letters
Liberals are just stupid hippies
Liberals make me sad
Every time I see a liberal, I burn more gas
Liberals smell bad
God is an anarcho-capitalist libertarian.
Liberals are just retarded communists
Good luck passing me
I killed a man once
I am smarter and more modest than you
Hows my driving?
You can’t pull me over, I’m an illegal alien
Witty bumper stickers are stupid
Hit me, I wont sue - probably
Check out my front bumper/Check out my back bumper
Do NOT read my bumper
Me > You
My ideals founded the greatest country in the world - Libertarians
I’m an under cover cop, really
Liberals make me laugh
If you are a liberal, why are you wasting my gas?
My spoon is too big
Comment away!
lol first post
here’s a couple for you Jack, m’boy:
1. Mormons ride bikes.
2. Corn tortillas > Flour tortillas
3. If you like candy corn, you’re probably gay.
4. “I may be ugly, but at least I aint got no money!”
5. Shave the whales.
6. My dog is a bitch.
7. Ski Texas
8 No peace, no Cheeze its.. Know peace, know cheeze its.
those are funny and im determined to coem up with one…just wait
Genari, you are basically retarded.
Jad, those are good, but i propose a combination bumpersticker (combo-stick) that states “Mormans shave the bitch” The point would be stated clearly
Maura, Im waiting
Jad Radical is a sweet name. Sounds like a ninja or something.
hahaa…ok so i kinda got one but its really bad… but ill say it anyway…hahah…ok “blame the gay midgets” do you like that one? i dont think i do ill come up with a better one..ok
eh jack, i hope the tv show tomorrow doesn’t suck
Genari, you will be in for the ride of you life
hope so, devil
You know it
… really should stop falling alseep for 4 hours after cross practice
woah. i think the one about God and jad’s cheezit one are prime. i’d probably buy ‘em for at least 50 cents.
here’s a couple.
dances with scorpians
i’m probably your stalker
richard simmons is in my trunk
donatello was a homosexual
i like little asians
someone shit on the coats
my child is a juvenile delinquent
camel toe
i heart mustard gas
EZ cheese=pain
a liberal pumped my gas
i drive better when i’m high
God most likely hates you
segways are for lovers
My bumpers are made of flint.
Do people with mullets just not know?
The Minardi’s are liberal at heart.
Everytime you eat a candy corn, an angel catches fire.
What if you couldn’t distinguish babies from muffins?
Africa needs YOUR help… not mine.
If smoking is cool, consider me gay.
I love lactose.
Thank you Johnny Appleseed.
Delicious, just like muffin babies