Well here we go, this is me typing a post. First I have a few things I need to get off my chest: Number One, only humans can comment on posts from now on. Did you here that Ivan Kuznetsov? We all know you are really a moose. Stemming directly from number one is Number Two, I will be accepting applications for the job of Assistant to Mr.Minardi. Basically you will do all the assistantly duties such as phone messages, e-mail responses, phone responses, e-mail messages, phone e-mails, the occasional dry cleaning, and sometimes lip gloss testing. And finally Number Three, Niggardly. Seriously.
Wow, it really feels great to finally be able to get all of that out of my system. They have all been swimming around in my head like dolphins. Leaping and playing with the other ideas until they are caught in a tuna net and murdered by rusty knives. Yep, just like dolphins.
I guess that is all I have to say today, hopefully I will be able to write more some time in the future. And by future I mean tomorrow, and by some time I mean the next day, and by guess I mean a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence. So there you have it, my first post on my blog’s second virginity.
cummon everyone, read this! I WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME!