Touché Dwight, Touché. I have to hand it to you. My respect for you has skyrocketed. I mean, hack a guy once, and your so-so. But hack a guy 4 times! Unheard of! I almost don’t believe it. Actually, hold on, yeah, sorry, there has been some sort of misunderstanding. You. Are. Retarded.
SPECIAL DWIGHT NOTICE: The above was sarcasm, intended to punch you in the balls. I hope you vomit all over your keyboard and then vomit all over that vomit. Then when you try to get up you slip in it and fall break all your organs except for the one that feels pain. That would be funny
Don’t feel too bad that I beat you. Just take a big puff of that inhaler and you will be fine. All better? Good, because we are not done yet. Seriously though, post a comment here, speak out. I’m sure that one girl that you like who has no idea who you are really loves you now. And if you post, she might even look at you. Haha, just kidding. She is over at my house right now. Sorry buddy, you lose again.
Anyways, if you want to meet up and fight like a real man, my number is 9-117-0572. Go ahead and call me whenever. I will even fly you out of Turkey, so you can come to a real country. (America)
For jackminardi.com, this is Jack Minardi signing off, Thank you and Good Night.