Some people suspect that I use irony and sarcasm to subtly attack the liberal left-wing. I sincerely apologize. I guess I need to be more obvious and just say it. LIBERALS ARE RETARDED. I hope I haven’t offended anyone
Jon has shown me this website which uses some type of math or something to tell me how many people I am killing. I have no idea what the math is but they measure evilness in acres. The more acres you take up, the more evil you are. Apparently if everyone on earth lived like me we would need 6.7 more earths. According to my rough calculations we have only about one (1) earth so I have no idea how we will deal with this problem. Just kidding, of course I do.
We need to all suck in a lot of air, travel to the moon, and then breathe out. If everyone does this we should be able to create a nice atmosphere where we can store the maker of the “My Footprint” website. Once he is up there we can continue living on our 1 earth happily. Hopefully one (1) moon is enough for My Footprint boy to live on, if not, my respect for him will drop by 20 acres.
PS: I am going on vacation for 10 days. Please comment on this post so much that I won’t even be able to come up with a crappy metaphor for the amount of comments