At work I have access to all the equipment to make my very own bumper stickers and they said it was okay if I printed a couple off for myself. So in school one day during free-writing I wrote all these ideas down. I had to read them to the teacher, who is a liberal, so that didn’t go to well, but thats a whole other story.
Anyways, let me know which ones you like the best, and I will print up a sheet. I can print up a couple, so some of you can have some.
And also, if you have better ideas than I have here (Yeah, right) post them and I will consider.
Without further ado, the ideas:
Seriously
O RLY?
Just the Facts
If you can read this, you speak English
Got Bumper sticker?
My anus is bleeding
If you can read this, give me a dollar
Honk if your horn in broke
You are living because I haven’t killed you yet
America-Basically Sweet
Kick Me
Pull Me Over
Give Me the Finger
Numbers are just retarded letters
Liberals are just stupid hippies
Liberals make me sad
Every time I see a liberal, I burn more gas
Liberals smell bad
God is an anarcho-capitalist libertarian.
Liberals are just retarded communists
Good luck passing me
I killed a man once
I am smarter and more modest than you
Hows my driving?
You can’t pull me over, I’m an illegal alien
Witty bumper stickers are stupid
Hit me, I wont sue - probably
Check out my front bumper/Check out my back bumper
Do NOT read my bumper
Me > You
My ideals founded the greatest country in the world - Libertarians
I’m an under cover cop, really
Liberals make me laugh
If you are a liberal, why are you wasting my gas?
My spoon is too big
Comment away!